The Next Amazon Website

Selling Everything from T to W

As long as by "everything" you mean two oddly specific items


About Us

Our "HUMBLE" Beginnings

We. Are. Average.

And by average, we of course mean still better than anyone else, obviously...

Feel free to contact us, if you dare...



We lied. We are amazing.

You can't even dream of being a company like us!

You are likely not even worth our time for our story, but here it goes:

We were founded in 2023 out of thin air. We might as well have come from the quantum realm, because science will not even begin to understand the complexities of who we are.
We are here with the purpose to sell two products, and act like we are going to have more. These two products we have are worth more than one can possibly imagine.
Thank you.


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