The Next Amazon Website

Selling Everything from T to W

As long as by "everything" you mean two oddly specific items

Careers

Scram.
Seriously, just beat it. Get lost.
Fine, think you're good enough to work here? Keep reading.

Requirements Are Everything

Some companies do requirements and recommendations.
Oh, not us. We are a requirement-focused organization.

You should really stop now.

Okay, actually you won't qualify.

Still? Okay... See below:

PhD in Digital Marketing
247 years of experience in software development
Fluent in Klingon
Minimum 2250 Chess FIDE ELO
Must recite Shakespear's Hamlet by heart
Understands differential calculus
At least 3 masters degrees in fields of your choice
An associates degree in biology
Must NOT have a bachelor's degree or higher in biology
Lastly, but CERTAINLY not lease: Approximately 2.73% sense of humor